We’re all stories in the end. Just make it a good one, eh?

Fezzes are cool.


Outback Australia


Guys be like “don’t wear leggings if you don’t got no ass” and I see you bitches walking around in muscle shirts without any muscles so pipe the fuck down

I have waited half my life.

I’m not a hero. And neither am I. But if we both keep pretending to be, perhaps others will be heroes in our name. Perhaps we will both be stories.

teacher: you can't bullshit this essay
me (under my breath): if you're an ameteur